Toddler vs. Preschooler

Julia took the book "What to Expect in the Toddler Years" into the bathroom.  Guess she wanted good reading material while in there.  As I walked into the bathroom, I called out, "Hey - is somebody reading the toddler book?"

Jeremy just laughed and stated, "Julia brought it in there."

I replied with, "Guess she was reading about being a toddler.  Actually, she's a preschooler now - not a toddler!"

Julia's reply, "Darn it - I'm not a preschooler!"  (DARN with an 'R' - we don't use the other word... and it looks a lot worse in lower case.  So just in case there is confusion...)