Our dog Val enjoyed a water beetle the other day. Enough about that.
We've been trying to explain to Julia that she shouldn't kiss Val on the face as he puts his mouth on things we don't need near our faces.
Jeremy: Val is a bug licker.
(Julia kisses the dog)
Julia: I kiss bugs! I kiss bugs!
Julia (to Riley): Me and Val kissed on the lips.
Jeremy: Still finding it very disgusting.
Riley: Don't kiss me.
Julia: mmmm... (kisses her)
Julia (to me): Just so you know, me and Val kissed on the lips. We are married.
Jeremy: Well, he is already dressed in his black and white suit.